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The Thai-light Zone – Episode 5

And here it is, the grand finale of our week-long journey to the deepest, darkest recesses of the (in)human imagination, and hasn’t it been quite the rollercoaster ride? We’ve dealt with monsters, mummies, ghosts and even – gasp – a shadow! But we’ve all come out the other side safely, sanity intact and even some fragments of fingernails remaining unchewed. Or have we…?

For tonight we take our most terrifying trip yet. In the best tradition of saving the best for last I’ve lined up a final foray into fear so macabre, so menacing that the majority of you will probably run screaming from your monitors before the end. And this time it’s not just because of the grammar! No, this time I’ve unleashed the satanic cerebellum of Pair, a student destined for literary fame if she can only escape the devilish demons haunting her mind.

It’s time to take a dive into the…

Ghost Pond

No… No! I’m not meaning a swimming pool. I mean a *pond*. That… That! In this  school have only one pond. This pond is behind the school. Nobody want to go over there. Why? Because a ghost pond! Some boys want to know about this new and poke to look in a pond. Some of them said I saw long hair of a woman floated on the water or saw a little girl in the student uniform tried to climb out of a pond. “Are you scary?” But some stories are not the truth. My older sister said this story start from…

A little girl played beside this pond but she falled down her wallet… So she poke her face and saw her wallet float on the water. She try to use a rope but it was very short. She must use her body like a rope. Her weight was fat. Oh no! The rope was lack! She falled down to the pond. Nobody know she was die. Her body was rotten and very reek!!! Until now…

Once day a boy, hear this news, and he want to take a ghost photo. After school he took his camare with his body. “I feel hot so much” he said, but he forgot in the moment! He walked to an old pond. So he poke his face and shout! He saw a women face. She was laughing and smiling to him. She pulled his arm but he took camera and took a picture of it.

After everything was quiet and *pond* – ghost still in there… FOREVER!!!

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That… That! Yes, that was truly the finest, most flesh-crawling, spine-tingling slice of classic Asian horror I’ve had in a long time. Drowning girls, curious boys, smiling faces, it had it all. And if you don’t believe it, just take a close look in the next pond (or perhaps well) that you come across. Poke your face and peer deep inside. Just don’t come crying to me when something happens…

And that’s your lot. Yes I know it’s hard to believe but our time here has come to an end. You must return to your mediocre everyday existence and try with all your might to pretend nothing has happened. Me, I’ll get back to my usual routine of hiding in your cupboard and spying on you while you sleep. If you hear a rustling sound  in the night don’t worry, it’s just me opening a Kit-Kat. Or it might be a mummy, or a ghost, or Dark Dimond, who knows?

Just pray that when you wake up you’re still safe and sound in your bed and not suddenly transported to…

THE THAI-LIGHT ZONE!!!

No… No! I’m not meaning a swimming pool. I mean a *pond*. That… That! In this  school have only one pond. This pond is behind the school. Nobody want to go over there. Why? Because a ghost pond! Some boys want to know about this new and poke to look in a pond. Some of them said I saw long hair of a woman floated on the water or saw a little girl in the student uniform tried to climb out of a pond. “Are you scary?” But some stories are not the truth. My older sister said this story start from…
A little girl played beside this pond but she falled down her wallet… So she poke her face and saw her wallet float on the water. She try to use a rope but it was very short. She must use her body like a rope. Her weight was fat. Oh no! The rope was lack! She falled down to the pond. Nobody know she was die. Her body was rotten and very reek!!! Until now…
Once day a boy, hear this news, and he want to take a ghost photo. After school he toook his camare with his body. “I feel hot so much” he said, but he forgot in the moment! He walked to an old pond. So he poke his face and shout! He saw a women face. She was laughing and smiling to him. She pulled his arm but he took camera and took a picture of it.
AAfter everything was quiet and *pond* – ghost still in there… FOREVER!!!

The Thai-light Zone – Episode 4

Hope yesterday’s frightfest didn’t have you running for  your mummy! Sorry, the depravity of the past few days of stories has left my sense of humour shrivelled up to a husk. A tiny zombie husk. It just limps around in my skull, moaning and occasionally banging into walls, not unlike the students responsible for the entertainment we’re currently enjoying.

Tonight’s treat is served up by Jane, who has  opted for the more traditional ghost story, albeit one with a curiously enigmatic ending. Hang onto your hats ny friends, it’s going to be a bumpy ride as we ascend…

The Ghost Mountain

Once upon a time there was a boy. The boy had a house behind the mountain. It was a bold mountain. He lived with his brother. He never knowed about this mountain. But his brother knowed everything about this. He asked his brother about ghost mountain.

This mountain had a boy died inside. Because the rock fall out of the mountain when he got some vegetables and got some animals. He died to supress. And body was separated.

The body was separated. So he died to scare the people for to know separately. And He approach to scare verey day.

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Wow. That poor boy, all alone up the mountain. He  must have had a cold or something to have been unable to smell what The Rock was cooking. All he wanted was some food but instead he died – to supress! But to supress what, dear reader? Perhaps we’ll never know.

And that’s only one of the mysteries of ghost mountain. He also died ‘to scare the people to know separately’, indicating some psychotic, Pol Pot-like fear of collective knowledge, possibly induced by traumatic experiences in the hereafter. I could puzzle over this one sentence for days, nay weeks. And what of the capitalised ‘He’ in the final sentence – could it be that God himself has joined this wretched child in his reign of terror?

Okay, I’ll stop here – there’s already enough to keep you up till the small hours, poring over your books of philosophy and straining to glean some inside into the warped machinations of Jane’s brain. It’s certainly been enough for me to cast doubt on all that I thought I knew, all those fundamental assumptions and axioms I held dear.

But for now it’s farewell until next time. I’ll see you tomorrow, I hope, for our final descent into the well of woes that is…

THE THAI-LIGHT ZONE!!!

The Thai-light Zone – Episode 3

Did you manage to get any sleep after yesterday’s installment? See any shadows on the wall, hear any wailing and gnashing of teeth? Well at least in that little episode there was no bloodshed, no-one was hurt and we had a relatively happy ending – a safe one at any rate. Not so tonight, far from it…

Tonight we venture into the darkest reaches of Team’s psyche, all the way to the end of the world. Well, not the whole world but certainly the world as we know it. Steel your nerves and prepare for the darkness, the dread that is…

Mummy Monster

Last five thousand years. It had many mummies in the world. The mummy could kill the humen. And then in the world. It had 5 heroes and 5 millions mummies. Heroes were magic. They could use many skill magic.

Heroes met mummies and fight very long times. Heroes were tired. They could kill 3 million mommies. Heroes met the master mommy.

The master mommy was a very strong body. He could kill heroes. And the world didn’t has human. They had only mummies.

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Words fail me on this one. I’m normally a fan of apocalyptic fiction, I Am Legend, Lucifer’s Hammer and all that jazz, but this one gave me the cold sweats for a week. “They had only mummies” – has there ever been a more chilling end to a tale? It’s up their with the literary masters, that’s for sure. Anyway by now I’m sure your pulse is pounding, your heart straining to deliver that now ice-cold blood to your trembling fingertips, so I’ll bid you adieu until tomorrow for our penultimate platter of bone-jarring thrills and pant-wetting spills. Sweet dreams…

The Thai-light Zone – Episode 2

So, you’re back for more huh? The epic saga of Joe’s struggle against the volcano Dark Dimond wasn’t enough for you? Well prepare yourselves, because I have at my fingertips a tale of tantalising terror so twisted you’ll be going to sleep with the lights on for months afterwards. From the dark and haunted imagination of the one and only Nan comes a nightmare you’d swear was penned by Beelzebub himself. Strap yourselves in and get ready for…

The Girl Saw Shadow

In market had emtry home. Later a fimily to determined bought this home for to lived and opened the shop. This fimily had father, mother, daughter and son.

In the morning, This fimily opened shop. that night. Father and mother sletp in one room and daughter and son sletp in other room. Everybody in house are slept but daughter was sleptless because of her brother snored too loud so she looked at the window suddenly she heared the women cried. She many shocked and found the source of women voice. When she looked at the walls she saw women shadow.

In the morning she told a story that happened to her father and mother. They are either not believed her.

My word, I’m almost fainting from shock just typing that. The build-up of tension is so rapid and so extreme that you barely have time to breathe before BLAM!, you’re hit square between the eyes by that climax. As I’m sure, at some point, an actress said to a bishop. And those parents? Not believing their child in such a time of peril? They’re monsters, utter monsters.

And speaking of monsters, do I ever have a treat in store for you tomorrow. We’ll be continuing this procession of paranormal prose with a more bitter delight, in which the fiends might just have the upper hand. I’ll see then for another inconceivable installment of…

THE THAI-LIGHT ZONE!!!

Hole in my hand

I woke up this morning and there was a hole in my hand. I don’t mean like stigmata or anything like that, I’m not Jesus and I hadn’t rolled over onto an inconveniently placed nail, screw or drawing pin in my sleep. I just mean there was a hole in the palm of my left hand, a perfectly round black hole about two inches in diameter.

To be honest I can’t remember how I discovered it, I’m not the most alert person in the world during the first minute or two of wakefulness. Maybe I was facing my hand as I opened my eyes or maybe I touched it with my other hand. The details are irrelevant though, suffice to say it confused the living hell out of me once my brain was engaged enough to absorb what had happened.

Almost immediately, out of natural curiosity, bafflement and not a little horror, I started to investigate. At first I gingerly touched it, or attempted to touch it, with my right index finger. You may get the impression that the hole just looked like a black disc painted on my palm but there was something more than that – yes it was pitch black, an utter absence of light, but it was somehow  instantly obvious that this was no drunken tattoo, club entry stamp or other such drunken tomfoolery. I knew it was an actual hole, knew that my finger was about to go inside my hand, but even still the second the fingertip passed over the rim a chill went through my body the likes of which I’d never felt.

My brain did something of a spastic somersault and shut down for maybe thirty seconds or so.

When I recovered and managed to hoist my train of thought back onto the tracks I decided to experiment and find out just how deep this hole was. My initial exploration had resulted in no pain whatsoever, just an icy feeling of dread at the utter senselessness of the situation, so I steeled my nerves and launched my probe on it’s second mission.

Again the fingertip crossed the threshhold although this time round I managed to remained calm and completely in control, save for the odd involuntary shudder.  I reached in past the first knuckle and felt absolutely nothing, just empty space. The second knuckle entered the void also without incident – no sign of any bottom to the hole and no sensation from inside my hand.  Up until this point I had kept the finger completely rigid, for no apparent reason other than my primal brain telling me it was safer that way. (I understand why we have residual fears of snakes, spiders, heights, the dark and so on from our evolutionary past but latent instructions on the safest way to investigate mysterious new orifices? Seems odd but not as odd as the phenomenon in question I guess…)

After a few seconds to build my resolve I curled my finger around, my fingertip now running parallel with the entrance to the hole. No sign of any walls, no change in feeling or lack thereof. And here’s where it gets wierd.

I continued to slowly curl my finger round to touch what should have been the inside of my palm but… it just kept going.  Where I should have at least felt some resistance, some muscle mass or skin, there was nothing at all. There was no bulge coming from my palm indicating the pressure from the fingertip, and indeed my fingertip felt no pressure either. It simply curled downwards into, well I have no idea what. I should have been able to see it, to see something. My brain started its gymnastics routine again and this time I must have been AWOL for about ten minutes before I could function at anything approaching a normal level.

At this point any thought of a world beyond my hand and the hole was a million miles away. My entire universe consisted of the simple fact that there was a hole in my hand and I had to understand more about it. I wasn’t exactly firing on all cylinders at this point, in fact my skull seemed to be cracking at the seams, so I never considered how reckless my next experiment was and can only be thankful that there were no adverse consequences. At least not yet. From the corner of my eye I saw a neglected five pence coin lying under my clothes rack, picked it up and determined to get some idea of just how big the hole really was. Holding my left hand palm upwards I took a deep breath, closed my eyes and dropped the coin in.

I listened. And listened.

Nothing.

There was not a single sound, no sensation to indicate that the coin had made contact with any kind of surface or had done anything but continue and indefinite freefall. Inside my hand. A combination of emotions was sweeping over me at this point, a dizzying mixture of fear, disappointment, confusion and sheer exhilaration. All caution was out the window by this point, I had to go further. I turned my hand over so the hole was facing the floor, figuring I may as well recover the coin if possible. It had maybe been 15 seconds since I dropped it so I waited another fifteen for the return journey but to no avail. Another fifteen seconds and still no sign.

I scrabbled around the room for more money, eventually finding some stray coppers under the bed. Holding my hand palm-downwards, up at eye-level, I slowly pushed a one pence piece inside and over the rim. It dropped away but did not appear anywhere below my hand, it was simply gone. No sounds, no feeling. I shook my hand around frantically but deliberately, searching for some sign of the lost currency but as I had guessed I was again disappointed.

I pressed my eye up to the hole. Pitch black. Nothing to see here. A flash of ingenuity stuck me and I maneuvered the screen of my mobile phone between my eye and the hole for some level of illumination but the darkness seemed to swallow the light whole, mercilessly devouring every last photon. I then moved my palm over my mouth and  quietly spoke into it. It was deadly quiet in the room as no-one else in the flat had awoken yet and the central heating had yet to kick in but still I heard no reverberations from inside, no echoes and no sign of any acoustic qualities whatsoever. The sound was consumed every bit as efficiently as the light.

Something about the utter lack of reverberation intrigued me so I placed my palm to the side of my head, fitting the hole snugly against my ear. At first I heard nothing, and I mean literally nothing. Not the white noise ‘ocean’ sound you hear in a seashell or the ever present background hums you get in even the quietest of rooms. Nothing at all, total absence of sound. My first thought was that this indicated a vacuum but this was clearly impossible – if there were a vacuum in my hand then all of the air in the room would be rushing in to appease nature. As I listened for longer I did begin to hear things, all kinds of sounds from a faint sloshing liquid to a low moaning, very unsettling at the best of times but doubly so when it’s coming from a newly discovered alternate dimension in one of your appendages. Mind you I’ve ingested more than my share of hallucinogens over the past couple of decades so the objective existence of said sounds is still open to question. I’ve learned not to put all my faith in the veracity of my senses and especially not in times of stress.

Around this point I heard a noise from the hallway, obviously one of my flatmates getting up for a shower. I tended to use these bumping noises as a makeshift alarm clock, the doors opening and closing signalling “time to wake up” and the shower turning off meaning “get your ass out of bed”. This was not good; it meant I had about half an hour to get showered, dressed and leave for another day in the office. With a hole in my hand.

Suddenly my brain recovered its senses, stood to attention and started barking orders. There was no point in worrying about this as there was clearly nothing I could do to alter my situation in any way. Doctor’s appointment? I’d be stuck in some creepy hospital for months, being probed and scrutinised, no regard being paid to the fact that I was meant to be running a half marathon in a matter of weeks. Priorities are important. Call in sick? Probably too dangerous, I’d just sit all day and play with the hole: try to widen it; see what happened when different objects were inserted; try to fill it with water to see if it overflowed. I was curious as all hell but had no intention of ending up like the cat. Call my dad? When I was a kid he did seem to have the solutions to all of life’s problems no matter how great or trivial, but somehow I doubted his ability to respond to a phone call about a bottomless well of darkness in my hand at 3am (Toronto time) with anything other than swearing, silence or hanging up and having me committed.

There was nothing else for it. I waited until said flatmate was safely back in her room and rummaged through the kitchen and bathroom until I managed to find some bandages. After a quick shower, being oddly careful not to allow any water into the hole despite the knowledge that there was six pence rattling about in there somewhere, I carefully bandaged the hand up, got dressed, ate my breakfast and left for work.

Every single person I passed on my way to work, all along Regent Road and through St Andrews Sqaure, was looking straight at me, staring as if were wearing a Hitler costume or riding a unicorn. Of course they weren’t, they were just going about their normal business, but that’s not how my brain saw it; not a pleasant walk.

Having arrived at the office I powered up the PC, made a cup of horrific generic instant coffee and sat down, using every ounce of willpower to resist removing the bandage and start fidgeting. One by one my coworkers arrived, all asking about the hand. I go to the gym regularly so managed to concoct a vaguely believable excuse about trapping it in some complicated piece of weights equipment and needing to spend an hour or so in A&E. Their curiosity sated I logged on to the office network and attempted to get something constructive done while I waited for the evening to arrive. Of course I couldn’t concentrate on anything so trivial and reality-based as internet marketing so I decided to get my thoughts straight on the matter and document what had happened so far, just in case my brain started farting again and deleted or altered any precious memories.

Which brings us up to date, as I sit typing this. With a hole in my hand.

(Happy Rabbit Hole Day!)

Genomics-inspired writing competition

dnaFrom Ken MacLeod comes news of an interesting short story competition being run by the Genomics Network at the University of Edinburgh, my alma mater. In recent years new and astonishing discoveries in the field of genomics have been appearing at blistering speeds with every week seeming to bring news of new knowledge uncovered or old myths debunked. We understand more than ever what the genetic code means and the implications of this understanding can seem in equal parts inspiring and sinister. Every story of a new miracle cure for a killer disease has its counterpart in predictions of insurance companies using genetic scans before birth to determine our premiums in advance. The knowledge that we share most of our genes with other creatures on this planet instills some people with a newfound respect for nature while other fear the consequences of mankind losing its primacy in our worldview.

The questions raised above and the countless other facets of contemporary genomics research form the backbone of this contest. Basically we are tasked with creating a short story of up to 3,000 words based on the issues surrounding genomics – no stipulations on style, genre or anything like that so it’s pretty much open season for your imagination. The closing date is March 31st and as an incentive there’s a £500 prize for first place in case the creative workout isn’t enough to get you moving in the first place.

I’ve never written a short story in my life but, as luck would have it, I’m starting a creative writing course a week today and this should be a suitable test subject. Obviously I’m not going to be in it for any prizes but it can’t hurt to try…