They call me Mellow yellow

Mellows is officially the best bar in the world.

Looks like it’s straight out of a Vietnam war movie? Check
Serves massive, mouthwatering chicken skewers for 30 baht (£0.60) each? Check
A plate of fried Thai beef jerky for less than two quid? Check
500 ml bottles of Tiger beer? Check
Will bring a bottle of Black Label and as many glasses as you need to your table for 800 baht (£16)? Check
Will let you bring your own  spirits for a couple of bucks corkage? Check
Hot waitresses in tight dresses advertising their various beers? Check
Bands playing the cheesiest synth-pop known to man? Check
Machine gun on the bar? Check

Suddenly every single pub back home seems dull as  hell…

~ by Cannonball Jones on July 3, 2009.